party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
no, he came in my armpit
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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