talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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