What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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