It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Say something about gay babies.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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