Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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