Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I am midnight drunk by noon
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Pi�atas plus fireworks don't mix well
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
try to milk me bitch
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