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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.

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(727): View more from Florida

and she was petting her beer can

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(402): View more from Nebraska

She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.

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(647): View more from Ontario

She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.

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(810): View more from Michigan

Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words

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(862): View more from New Jersey

Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.

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(316): View more from Kansas

Consume your own penis you ugly freak.

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