But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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