return my video game
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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