I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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