nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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