There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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