Nicole vs. Life
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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