I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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