I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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