i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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