You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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