Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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