i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Randomize
