The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
Randomize
