all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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