then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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