quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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