I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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