He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I can tuck mytits in my pants
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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