My brain says no but my pants say off.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
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