I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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