She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Randomize
