How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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