I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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