shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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