if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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