just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I will be naked everywhere
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
A+ Viking dick
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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