CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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