I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I understand Curling. That high.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Do plants get herpes?
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