we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
