Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
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