He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
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