Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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