We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
birth control should be required to get into college
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
where are you?
Hypothermia
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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