we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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