it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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