He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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