and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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