it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
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