You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
