I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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