she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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