I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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