mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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